do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 


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true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch

taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

gemini: crayola as fuck

cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

leo: cutest ever

virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit

libra: weird as hell omg

scorpio: probably satan

sagittarius: cute and very sweet

capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them

pisces: even more crayola than gemini



i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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